would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
