The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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