According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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