fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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