i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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