i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
