There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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