We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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