Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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