My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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