I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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