dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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