talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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