me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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