your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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