The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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