porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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