Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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