Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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