how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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