I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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