Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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