We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Do plants get herpes?
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