Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think my vagina is haunted
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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