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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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