do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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