It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
