it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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