So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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