We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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