HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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