Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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