u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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