The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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