Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Randomize
