I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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