Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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