So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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