Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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