No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
