I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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