just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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