The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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