Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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