"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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