dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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