i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Text me some of your sweat
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
