I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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