Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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