Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
