I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
bring money and cleavage
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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