how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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